Thursday, March 16, 2006

It's the Law.....

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

My friend, Judy Eckerle, sent me this in email form and I like it and thought you would too.


At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Nettie said...

That why I can never find cute shoes?

At 6:21 PM, Blogger T. F. Stern said...

You left off my favorite, Cole’s Law:

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At 10:19 PM, Blogger TNChick said...

hehe those are SOOO true!!

At 10:34 PM, Blogger Bonfire said...

Dad... you are silly

At 2:30 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

Too funny, thaks for posting these, the changing lanes one is so true!I've stopped doing that.

At 7:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really had a good laugh at that those. At least I think that's what it is when a smile comes on your face and giggly sounds come out your mouth!

At 7:48 AM, Blogger Terri said...

I love it! Thanks for sharing!


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